why are people so bad at conversing

i care less for being sober than i thought

i have an incredibly low physiological tolerance

dis playlist doe

my stomach feels like it’s burning

the smell of this tea and some tree is confusing me

tempted to dump the tree in the tea

interview tomorrow

let’s try writing again

na, i’m back

thescienceofjohnlock:

I don’t think I’m ever gonna get to 30,000 followers, so this is a ‘nearly’ giveaway (you never know maybe by the time it’s over I’ll get there).

Prizes:

1-The official BBC Sherlock soft touch note book and three Sherlock quote pencils.

2-The complete Granada Sherlock Holmes with the awesome Jeremy Brett.

3-The official BBC ‘Higher Functioning Sociopath’ mug.

4-Robert Downey Junior and Jude Law’s Sherlock Holmes DVDs.

5-The Holmes Sutra book. Not what you’re thinking. ’The Holmes Sutra is presented (by a crazed fan) as: (a) a compilation of one hundred and sixty mantras (aphorisms/slogans/sayings - call them what you will) - some original, some canonical, some based on various print/media adaptations - aimed to make Sherlock Holmes (and his fans) smile, and (b) a test of the readers’ Holmes Mania Quotient (HMQ)- based on the resulting HMQ score, the particular condition/stage of Holmes Mania would be determined, with possibilities of a cure.’

6-The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes DVD.

7-My edits as nine magnets and 2 prints of fan art (not mine).

All DVDs are region 2 and used (I’m not that rich).

RULES:

There will be three winners. Winners will be chosen by random number generator.

Winner one can pick 3 numbers, winner two and three can pick 2 numbers.

You must be following me and have an open ask. NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS I will check.

Winners will be notified when the giveaway ends on 21st Oct. If you don’t reply in 48 hours another winner will be picked.

I will ship internationally but I won’t pay insurance or customs fees.

Reblogs and likes count.

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However long I’ve had this blog has been quite long enough, considering what’s come out of it.

I’ve made a new tumblr to blog on (to properly blog on), if that’s at all possible with tumblr.

So let me know if you’re interested.

Otherwise, ‘twas a good run.

I’m regretfully fond of this account. Maybe I’ll keep it for reblogging purposes.

Ciao4now, loves.

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

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shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

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reblogger-ocelot:

ask-midnight-whisper:

ultrafacts:

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bill gates, a real life hero

“mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot lasers at it”

IS HE TALKING ABOUT THE WEAPON OF MASS MOSQUITO DESTRUCTION (WMMD) I WROTE A RESEARCH PAPER ABOUT THAT AAAAAAAACED IIIIIIIIIT

(Source: ultrafacts, via love-passion-originality)

landofstories:

startrekspeare:

“what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better

also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.

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tinalikesbutts:

I love that there’s the argument that Hillary Clinton would not make a good president “because she’s a woman” and then blame her menstrual cycle for mood swings that she may or may not experience. Sorry to break it to you, but Hillary is 66 years old. I’m not exactly sure you know how the menstrual cycle works.

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voyeurhour:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

book of juda was found a few years ago and detailed that jesus orchestrated his own crucifixion. these missing gospel stuffs are really fascinating.

To the boys who may one day date my daughter

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acting-captains-log:

And the award for ‘Cutest lil’ Vulcan’ goes to—

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